Kinky Christmas

Did you leave holiday shopping to the last minute? Having a hard time finding the right kinky present for your lover(s)? Don’t despair. Here are a few gift ideas for the naughtiest of naughty elves on your list!

Want to give your tree a little bdsm flavor? For your favorite dom or sub, this cute erotic S ‘n’ Man ornament is for them!

How about a Home Depot gift card? This may sound boring, but there’s with catch! Every item purchased on the card must be used in kinky play at your next session! Think ropes, chains, hooks, clamps, and tape. Everyone will think you’re working on a little home renovation, but you and Santa will know better.

Why not capture the season with a little boudoir bdsm. Find a trusted photographer and get some kinky photos taken of you and your playmate in holiday themed outfits – sexy Santas, elves, and reindeers. Get creative and kinky all at once. Or, surprise your lover with photos they can enjoy when you’re not around.

Want to really give her what she wants? Make a fantasy fetish gift certificate that offers a dream come true. Simply leave a space for her to fill out a fantasy or fetish that yours truly will gladly deliver. Best. Gift Certificate. Ever.

Maybe you need a present for an uptight co-worker. I suggest the classic gag gift. Try this hilarious holiday dildo – The Old St. Prick Santa Vibe.

What’s on your wish list this year?

 

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