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The Pros & Cons of Sex Robots

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Oh, what an age we live in. It used to be that if you wanted to get laid, you had to know how to talk to a woman.

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Now, thanks to the advent of real sex dolls, and (in the near future) sex robots, the only skill you need to hone is that of hiding something really big and creepy looking from your friends and family.

Have you ever considered purchasing one of these things? If so, I’m not here to judge. I would simply like to present you with this list of pros and cons so that you can make an informed decision.

Sex Robot Pros

1. Control

This is probably the main reason for having a sex robot. She’s there whenever you need her—no consent required, no questions asked. Just pull her out from under your bed, charge her up, and have at it. The newest models come with heated genitalia, can move, and even respond to your touch. So hot!

2. Instant Gratification

No need to put the time into meeting someone. With a sex robot, you can get your needs met right away. You don’t even have to shower or leave your house. A robot doesn’t care if your ball sack smells like a gym bag full of dirty socks, it will never hesitate to take your cock into its warm and rubbery vaginal sleeve.

3. Fewer Emotional Complications

Real women always want to talk about their FEELINGS. Sex robots don’t have feelings, so you’ll never have to be burdened with that again! The models of the future will ask you about your day, if you so desire. Nothing says loving like the monotone voice of a robot.

Sex Robot Cons

1. Ummm… It’s a Robot

It’s never going to smell, taste or feel like a real woman. Who knows? It might even malfunction and trap your penis inside (though this is pure speculation). I’m just sayin’, you might want to hold off on buying one for a few years until you’re sure they’ve gotten all the bugs worked out.

2. The Inability to Have Real Relationships

This is a more serious issue. Some experts suggest that much like watching a ton of porn, having sex with a robot could ruin your ability to enjoy the real thing. It’s not because sex with a robot would feel so much better, but rather that the gratification you gain from it would be immediate.

3. Promotes the Objectification of Women

Obviously. I mean, you would be fucking the lifeless, anatomically perfect replica of a female body. How much more objectifying could you get?

Perhaps my opinion is clear by now, that I think sex robots are creepy as fuck. That said, there seems to be a demand for them.

What do you think? Would you buy one?

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