Fetishes

Get Dirty with Wet and Messy Fetish (WAM)

Woman covered in Milk

Wet and Messy Fetishism (WAM) involves slathering you and your partner in gooey or slimy substances, usually of the edible variety (think whipped cream and chocolate sauce.)

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One might argue that licking dessert toppings off your partner’s naked body is a somewhat vanilla pastime, seeing as it’s such a mainstream thing. I mean, who hasn’t tried it? That said, there are a few ways to kick things up a notch, turning your run-of-the-mill penis parfait into a full-body WAM experience.

Do It In Excess
Forget about sucking tiny dabs of icing off your partner’s breasts, or carefully dipping the tip of your cock in the butterscotch so as not to get any stuck in your pubes. This isn’t your Sunday afternoon tea with Grandma. Get yourself a giant vat of Reddi-wip, get naked, and take great big gobs of it in your hands and smear it all over.

Throw it at each other! Smear it in your hair! Let it squish up between your toes and through your fingers! Some WAM enthusiasts use non-edible products such as slime, shaving cream, lotions or massage oils. The whole point is to enjoy the sensation of a wet and slippery substance being smeared across your body.

Do It with Your Clothes On
Some folks are really into pouring goopy stuff down their pants, then squishing it around while doing the squishy pants dance. (I assume there’s a dance, but this is unconfirmed.) Apparently it feels really good to empty a can of shaving cream down your shorts. Of course it does. How could it not?! It’s all about the containment of the goo and the control it affords over the squishing sensation.

There’s something about the taboo of messing up your clothes, though special PVC WAM suits do exist. Some people are really into doing their thing in a public place such as work or on the bus. I’m not one to judge, but I’d hope in those cases that the goop is well contained.

Do It Wearing Expensive Jewellry
What can be better than a squishy sensation around your genitals, combined with the danger of potentially ruining an expensive watch, or soiling a diamond ring? For some people, this is the bomb. It’s the same principle that makes the thought of getting caught in the act so arousing. There’s a danger that your sexy fun will lead to negative circumstances. Danger is so hot, isn’t it?

There’s also something sexy about wearing expensive status symbols while indulging in the decadence of WAM. You’re such a high roller that you can afford to discharge an entire can of spray cheese down your pants AND potentially damage your Rolex while you’re at it. Pretty impressive stuff.

If it sounds like I’m mocking the whole WAM thing—maybe I am a little. But that’s okay because sex is supposed to be fun and you better believe I have a can of whipped cream waiting for me in the fridge.

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