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The Toy Box: Fleshlight Review

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Can sex toys get any better than this?  Upon opening the box encasing my brand-new Fleshlight and beholding the wonder within, I felt disappointed for the future – a future that will fail to out-do this gem.  To begin with, it’s discreet.  It looks exactly like a Flashlight with a lid, but when you uncap it, Voila!  It reveals two perfectly pink pussy lips cradling an enticing entry hole.  The inner sleeve comes loose for washing, or swapping out with others (sold separately).

And you can build your own Fleshlight – choosing which inner sleeve you want (each designed to feel different on your shaft,) as well as the appearance – pussy, mouth or asshole.  After scanning the site and jerking it to the photos there (best internet shopping experience ever!) I instead selected one of the “Fleshlight Girls” toys.  It gives regular Joes like myself the closest possible experience to fucking a porn star, this wonderful toy has been designed by molding the pussies of actual porn stars!  Just like action figures, you can collect every one, until you’re fucking the entire casting couch – uh – cast!

I settled on Stoya’s vagina (loved her video!) which comes with the Lotus inner sleeve.  The description of the Lotus’s realistic feel convinced me: “Beginning with our smooth ultra tight entry, then blossoming into a slightly wider, more comfortable canal, the Lotus is exactly like its human counterpart.”  That’s the whole point, right?  To simulate the real thing?

I dropped my drawers and slathered on a bit of lube – again, going for as close to the real thing as I can get.  It’s weird, putting your dick in something that feels like a vagina while holding something that feels, well…dick-ish.  I wish the encasement came with big, bubbly ass cheeks you could grab onto while thrusting happily away…are you listening, Fleshlight scientists?  Slap a little dolphin tattoo on one of those buns and I’m in heaven.

According to Wikipedia, the Fleshlight’s designer, Steve Shubin, claimed his patent was for “discreet semen collection.”  The Fleshlight definitely carried my load!  Apparently, the material that makes up the pretty realistic-feeling “flesh” inside the Fleshlight’s tube is a top-secret blend of medical and food-grade polymers.  And you can definitely feel for yourself that a lot of thought and design went into trying to replicate the sensation of plunging head-first into a soft, tight pussy.  Bravo!

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