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My Top 5 Kinky Sex Adventures Outside the Bedroom

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Just like in real estate, getting your kink on is all about location, location, location. The more obscure the place, the more likely it is that it will be a hot experience. The danger of getting caught just adds to the thrill.

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Let me share my favorite kinky sexcapades to inspired you!

1. In Australia, a girlfriend and I decided to explore an abandoned building. We had to climb up a tree and crawl in under the plywood flap of a second-story window. We wandered around in the dark, through a terrifying labyrinth of scrap metal where we found nests made by probably murderous hobos. Finally we got to the roof and could look out over the whole twinkling city. We did it right there against a chimney stack, and it was incredibly hot.

2. One time, when a friend was sick and in the ICU at the hospital, my girlfriend and I locked the door of the grief room, where doctors come to tell families that their loved one has just passed away in surgery. We fucked right there on the ugly industrial couch. Her flailing legs kicked a bunch of conveniently placed tissue boxes clear across the room. Tasteless, but kinky!

3. It was the middle of the night and me and my lady had been up in the stands of a football field having a little fire salad. Spur of the moment, we decided to go down to the fifty-yard line and get it on. The best part was that some other people were in another part of the bleachers, and they gave us a big cheer when were done. You never know who might be hiding in the dark. Being an exhibitionist has its perks.

4. In a Kmart furniture section, I dragged my girl into a cheap wardrobe and she blew me, right then and there. The same girl also fucked me under a backhoe on a construction site in downtown Montreal, and on a mountain bike trail with all kinds of douchebags in their spandex and silly helmets rolling by. Gotta say, I miss that chick sometimes.  

5. I once did it in a rare porcelain exhibit at a museum. I got caught that time and the security guard was a real asshole about it. Sometimes things work out, and sometimes they don’t. The main thing is to remember that rules are bullshit, and you should fuck any place you get a chance!

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