The Toy Box

The Weird and Wacky World of Japanese Sex Toys

Adult Video Shop in Japan

Anyone who has wandered the aisles at the local stag-and-doe supply shop has chuckled on their way to the shelf that holds whatever they’ve come in for.

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Condoms or ropes or dildos might make sense, but does anyone really play with those silly party dice? What kind of sicko thinks a vibrator should be shaped like a gun? Does anyone fall for the penis enlargers?

Well, there’s something for everyone at those Sex Toys Are Us emporiums! And then there’s Japan. 

Did you know? The world’s largest sex toy store is in Tokyo. Seven floors of plastic horny heaven for the lusty shopper. Make that six—there are indeed seven floors, but one floor is for elite initiated members only, where the ancient secrets of pleasure are sold only to a select few. Tourists aren’t allowed!

M’s in Akihabara, Tokyo features quite the assortment of kinky curios you never knew about until now!

The Robotech Reviber is one example if you like a little catapult in your thrusting. Advertised as a “high-speed piston” that will make you never walk again!

More comfortable and a lot more medical looking is the odd contraption My Diletto. If you’re turned on by the mere thought of “apparatus” you may have met your match! Just squat down, relax, and enjoy the “extremely exciting ways to truly experience epic orgasms comfortably.”

Not so easy to consummate with is the DollHo Eve—an inexplicable array of doll parts that fit into one another like a set of Russian nesting dolls. But don’t get too excited about your new girlfriend: head, wig feet and legs are NOT included, the product warns. 

Now, I won’t jump to any conclusions about what is intended by “the perfect small-girl sex experience.” If you decide to give the Dollho a go, rest assured you’re not alone. They’re sold out, even though they’re over five hundred dollars! “Indulge in a fantasy that few understand but everyone wants to try!”

Maybe you prefer your kinky side a little more au natural. Smell Fetish is a popular line of perfumes made for those special moments when you want to huff nature’s finest. “Smell of School Girl Wrapped in Bath Towel After Shower” sounds nice, doesn’t it? Of course, others prefer “Premenstrual Wife Sweaty Crotch” or “Used Panties Pee Stain Liquid.” There’s “Masturbating Classmate Pussy Fragrance” and “Eldest Sister Aroma.” 

If you’ve heard about the used panty vending machines, you might be disappointed. While the supply and demand for used panties is worldwide, you’re more likely to find them in a sex store or online than in a vending machine while on vacation in Japan.

But you’ll want to stock up on tentacle erotica and porn, an artsy pre-anime phenomena that blends fantasy, mythology, and fine art illustration. Because some of the creatures with tentacles are technically animals, not all fantasy beasts, some porn from this genre is illegal elsewhere for coming too close to bestiality. It’s an ancient art, however—the famous Japanese painter Hokusai painted  graphic scenes with women and octopuses as early as 1814.

The Japanese sex toy market is famous for its innovative, curious, wacky toys, but these are all characteristic of the rest of Japan’s imagination in inventing unique, far-out gadgets.

Are these toys a bit too weird for you? Check out the Kink Lover’s BDSM & Sex Toy Store!

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