Kinky Confessions

Cream Pie Fantasy vs. Reality

Sexy Open Mouth

I dream about cumming all over a woman’s face when she’s not expecting it. Sometimes I don’t masturbate for weeks because I want to save a big load for just such a moment. Problem is, when I do hook up with a woman, I chicken out and either come on her boobs or ass.

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I’d love to give her the deluxe cream pie facial, watch her rub it all over until it dries and cracks. I get horny just writing about it. For now I just watch porn to see other men do what I want to so bad. Do any women want this? I’ve tasted my cum… it’s fucking delicious.

Hmmm… nice fantasy and not to be a downer, but most women don’t want men to jiz all over their face, and never by surprise! I’d say this is another case of a man confusing porn sex with real-life sex. The majority of porn depicts women as submissive slaves who will do and say what any man wants to hear. 

The accessibility of porn has turned generations of men into pathetic porn-star knock-offs, and frankly, I feel sorry for these guys. When a man slaps my ass, and says, “You’re a dirty whore, aren’t you?” I tell him to hit the road. It’s bad cheese come to life.

Now that my little rant is out of the way, I can address the confession. We all have dirty fantasies that get us off. Some people prefer to  keep them as fantasies while others like our reader want to bring them to life. That’s where online dating sites come in. It’s your best chance to find the right woman to make it happen.

Just because I don’t know a woman who wants a cream pie or has a cum fetish, it doesn’t mean that she doesn’t exist. I’ve heard from enough kinky folk to believe there’s someone into every imaginable fantasy and fetish you can (and can’t) think of.

For some ladies, it may not turn them on, but if she likes you well enough, she may get off on making your fantasy come true. I’ve done all sorts of kinky shit not because it was my thing, but because it gave me pleasure to watch a lover get so hot over it.

So keep watching your fantasy on porn, but don’t let what you watch infect your sex life. And join a site like BDSMdate.com where dirty girls gather to find their kinky matches.

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