If you’re looking to spice up your sex life in the new year, think about trying one of these kinky suggestions:
1. Threesomes or Foursomes. It’s 2016 and if by now you have only ever engaged in single partner sexual romps, this writer challenges you to give the multi-partner fuckfest a strong consideration. To quote the British Special Air Service: “Who Dares, Wins.” Approach your potential third with, “My partner and I were wondering if you’d like to have sex with us.” Guaranteed 3 out of 4 people will definitely be flattered, and may be willing to get started right away. As for the foursome, host a get-together with another couple who you think is really hot, slap on some porn around the time you crack open that second bottle of whatever delicious seasonal hooch you love, and start perving out!
2. Roleplay. This year like every year, when you fuck – YOU fuck. It’s time to multiply that personality of yours, and if you’re reaching for ideas, perhaps indulge that age old time fantasy of being the Queen or the King, Burglar or Vigilante, Papa Smurf or Smurfette, whatever. You have always fucked like you, the challenge and fun of it is to fuck like you ain’t you. You’re a pirate and it’s time to claim that booty!
3. Toys! Toys! Toys! Every kid loves new toys and everyone is kind of a kid at heart. So stick that vibrating cock ring on, strap on that horse-sized dildo, or spread that non-flammable but totally edible massage oil all over them and get nasty! And, be sure to set up the camera beforehand so you can do it all over again while you get all hot and bothered watching yourself do it the last time.
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4. Skype Sex. If your partner is far away in some distant part of the world, then sexy talk on the phone while you diddle yourself is always fun. But what’s even better, is being able to watch them jack off all secret-like, while they’re alone in a hotel or when their roommates are out celebrating. Digitized organisms – the future is nigh.
5. Sex In Public. Indulge your inner exhibitionist and fuck outside! In a mall, restaurant, your school, a movie, your parents bathroom, the park, the library, a church confessional… the choices are endless. The sex is scary and supreme. And if you get caught, it’s a memory you will never forget!
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Luv Paco
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