Let’s face it, when you live with someone, it’s normal (and also sad) to see the crazy dirty sex you used to have at every free moment become less and less common. It’s hard to explain why it happens… but it does.
Maybe it’s too much familiarity. It’s not as easy to feel sexy or feel sexy about someone once you see them every day… once you see them at their worst, hear their snoring too much, see them in their raggedy-ass worst pair of underpants. Believe me, I understand.
Kinky Ideas to Get Your Sex Life Back on Track
Sext with your partner. Okay, if you do it to a stranger, it is gross and inappropriate. If you do it with someone who has already seen your shit then it can be kind of sexy. Send a dick or tit pic, and say, “This is waiting for you at home!” At worst, you’ll get a laugh and lighten the mood.
Fuck in strange places. Come visit your man at his office and do something dirty with him in the broom closet. Suck him off in the car. Guys, grab your woman and pull her into a bathroom stall. Whisper dirty shit in her ear. Make the great outdoors your playground.
Give your man a sexy lap dance. Tease him. Make him work for it and beg for your pussy. Guys, give your woman massages. Give her foot rubs. Draw her a bath and rub her back in the tub.
I know this stuff seems pretty vanilla, but the point is that if you’re just doing it in the bedroom once a month in missionary, and then rolling over and getting on your smart phones then your love is dying. Investing a little time in teasing each other is the gateway to kinkier shit.
Starting super kinky when your love is floundering is like trying to put together a crazy Swedish bookcase or dresser with no instructions. Who knows which part should go where? You need to work your way up to bondage and spanking and wax play through a few acts of gentle kink!
Get out there and have a great time fucking each other! Be bold! Be adventurous! Fuck in public. Have your lady go out to dinner with a short dress and no panties and have her flash her lady lips at you under the table. Your love can be salvaged, my friends.
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