When most of us hear that old Christmas song “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” we feel a bit nostalgic. It might remind us of days gone by, when Christmas was still a magical time, filled with wonder and suspense. He’s making his list! He’s checking it twice! My god, the excitement!
But for a select number of adults, the thought that Santa might soon be here is enough to send them into a hot-blooded frenzy. Forget the milk and cookies, bring on the condoms and hard liquor. This Christmas party is just getting started!
4 Ways to Satisfy Your Lady’s Love of The Claus
1. Invite Her to Sit on Your Knee
Don that Santa suit and set yourself up on a nice comfy chair. Let your partner sit on your knee and run her fingers through your snow-white beard. Ask her what she’s always wanted for Christmas, what she most desires and what she has been too shy to ask anyone for, that is, until now… then tell her that Santa’s here to make her dreams come true.
If the conventional Santa costume doesn’t jingle her bells, go for a sexy Santa look, complete with assless red leather chaps, or whatever else your lady desires. Who says Santa’s not a kinky beast at heart?
2. Decide if She’s Naughty or Nice
Go through a list of “requirements” that the two of you craft ahead of time, checking off each item as she painstakingly awaits your verdict. Let your decision dictate how long she has to wait for some sweet orgasmic relief, or if she even gets to cum at all!
Did she give Santa his foot rub? Check. Did she feed him his milk and cookies? No? You get the idea.
3. Wrap Her in Your Soft, Red Robe
If you want to try a gentler approach, wrap your partner in the soft, warm luxury of your Santa robe. It will feel so amazing against her skin as it surrounds her in your musky Santa scent. Most importantly, it will require you to get naked!
Give her a slow, sensual massage, shifting the fabric of the robe as needed, or use the soft texture of the material to enhance her experience.
4. Let Her Catch You in the Act
Because isn’t that the most exciting thing about Christmas Eve, that Santa might be caught out in the open? They wrote a song about Mommy kissing Santa Claus, so why not take it one step further and let your partner catch Santa with his pants down? Maybe jacking off into a stocking!
Any Santa-loving readers out there? Leave us a comment about how you satisfy your Christmas kinks.
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