5 Reasons why Vibrating Cock Rings are Awesome

1. It’s a cock ring – and it vibrates!

Everyone loves things that vibrate. Chairs, toothbrushes, weight-loss belts, electric razors, cell phones, and washing machines are just a few of the appliances we love to use daily that vibrate. It wouldn’t be a stretch to suggest that some of these appliances are also used to people get off. There have been rumors about people getting busted in airplane washrooms, dentist offices, and at laundromats doing just that. The combination of a ring that slips nice and snug around the shaft of a dick, equipped with a high-speed vibrating nib designed to massage the clit or anus, usually only worn while two or more people are fucking (although you can be sure there are those who might also wear them for entirely different reasons, during entirely different situations) is going to be totally awesome. 

2. Talking about vibrating cock rings is super fun.

If you’re feeling really raunchy and you want to hit that next level of horniness with your partner, just mention the idea of playing with a vibrating cock ring the next time you have a session (which will most likely be a few seconds after you mention it, because who could possibly wait more than a few seconds? No one, that’s who.)

3. Buying vibrating cock rings from a sex shop.

Have you been to a XXX store recently? Thanks to this past decade’s tsunami-level wave of gentrification, many of the shops (decrepit, dusty and mostly comical, previously run by sleaze bags who were only in the business because they owed some loan shark money) have been transformed into wonderful emporiums of sexual exploration and delight. Now operated by the lovely and astute, all eager to assist you in finding whatever it is you may need to keep bedroom playtime as spicy and addictive as possible. Of course they know a thing or ten about vibrating cock rings too! And they’d absolutely love to show you the ones they have in stock at the moment. Not a bad way to spend a few minutes out of your day. 

4. Vibrating cock rings are hands free.

We have hands-free phones, urinals, soap dispensers, and if we could we’d have cars that drive themselves too! Fucking with a hands-free vibrating sex toy allows you to let your fingers wander, caress, squeeze, pinch, scratch, or wherever else your kinky self craves.

5. Vibrating cock rings will make you cum like a crazy warrior sex master.

You will be prone to heavy waves of bang-your-head-against-the-wall multiple orgasms, and so will your partner. And that’s the point, right? Awesome! 

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