I’m not ashamed to admit that I get SO turned on by dirty talk: moans, heavy breathing, fervent assertions that I’m the hottest woman ever to walk the earth… you know, the usual.
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I can’t tell you how exciting it would be for me if my boyfriend decided to make me my very own x-rated soundtrack. I would probably drop whatever I was doing and blow him right then and there. Who knows? Maybe your girlfriend would do the same to you if you gave her a surprise like that.
So isn’t it great for all of us that the internet is packed full of music-making apps, many of which are free to try?!
The app I use when I want to make my own sexy music is called MAGIX Music Maker Jam. It comes complete with a ton of instrument and drum tracks that you can loop and mix however you choose, as well a handy voice recording feature… and that’s where the fun begins. (Feel free to use any music-making software you wish. I’m not being paid to promote MAGIX or anything.)
Tips for Making the Ultimate Sexy Soundtrack
Lay Down the Perfect Beat
We all know how important rhythm is when it comes to having great sex, so obviously it’s just as important when crafting the mood of your x-rated soundtrack. You want your lady to have no choice but to imagine you thrusting your hard cock into her wet pussy with every beat of the drum.
If you know what she likes in bed, it shouldn’t be too challenging for you to find the right mix of beats and instrumentals. Just think of what she likes you to do to her as you lay down the tracks, and try to make it flow from one thing to the next.
Maybe start out slow and gentle, then move into a heavier beat as the mood shifts. Also, the simpler the better. You don’t want the backing track to distract from the “vocals,” so to speak.
Press Record before Getting it On
Once you’ve established a solid musical score, you’ll want to heat it up by adding all the dirty stuff. One way to start is to record you and your partner having sex. Even without the musical accompaniment, I bet the two of you will get off on listening to it.
I recommend recording your sexy time in full, then going through it afterwards to pick out the hottest parts. You don’t have to use a ton of material. In fact, it’s best if you take shorter snippets and work them into your song, using a repeating theme.
Really drive the message home. Just make sure your girlfriend has given you permission to record the two of you. And be sure not to share it online or elsewhere, even anonymously, unless she says it’s okay.
Have a little Fun on Your Own
If you want to surprise your lady with a soundtrack, try locking the door and recording the hot sounds that come out of your mouth as you masturbate. You could always fake it. I’m not saying it wouldn’t sound convincing, but unless you’re one hell of an actor, it might come across as cheesy, and you definitely don’t want that.
You really have to commit to it and set aside your embarrassment and inhibitions if you want to do it right. That’s why I would suggest going to town on yourself as you think of having sex and, as mentioned above, choose the best bits to incorporate into your song.
Who knows? Listening to your creation might inspire your girlfriend to try her own hand at a sexy soundtrack for you, or if you’re really lucky, an entire album!
*Have all the sexy music-making fun you can handle, but just be sure not to post it to your Music Maker Jam community profile. They have a policy against sharing pornographic content and they can remove your song at their discretion.
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