What are water beads? In a nutshell, they’re tiny polymer pellets that expand when soaked in water. They come in lots of colors, look like polished glass, and are squishy and cool to the touch.
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They’re sometimes used in flower arrangements, or in the treatment of sensory-related disorders, but of course my dirty mind had to think of different ways to bring them into the bedroom. Here are some of my ideas.
1. Enhance Your Masturbation Routine
Water beads are incredibly slippery. That’s part of what makes them so much fun. They are super squishy and can be made warm to the touch, just by soaking them in warm water. If you’re not afraid of making a mess, grab a handful and go to town on yourself. They will end up everywhere, though, and are such a pain to clean up.
I recommend putting them in a lubricated condom and tying off the end. That way you can have all the fun you want, without the mess.
2. Indulge a Foot Fetish
Fill a foot bath with water beads and treat yourself (and your partner) to a sensuous foot rub. The beads will slip and slide around your partner’s toes, adding an extra dimension to the whole experience. As an added bonus, if your partner’s feet are tired and sore after a long day at work, the beads will feel nice and soothing. Â Â
3. Kink Up a Massage
Pour some water beads into a pair of latex gloves, then slide them on. Lube up your partner and give her a deep massage she will never forget. You might even find yourself getting turned on more than usual, as the beads slip and slide around your fingertips.
Depending on how many beads you use, you’ll want to secure the gloves with tape, or elastic bands, so the beads don’t slide out. Just be sure not to cut off your circulation! Â
4. Fill a Tub and Dive In
This one’s pretty self-explanatory. All you need are several buckets full of water beads and a sense of adventure. (You also need a really solid plug for your tub and a wet/dry vac, as I am about to explain in the next section.) If you’re not shy or afraid of getting caught, fill up a wading pool in your backyard! You can till some of the beads into your garden when you’re done and they will help keep your plants happy. (I kid you not.)
Words of Caution
Water beads are harmful if swallowed or inserted anywhere, so please don’t go there! They aren’t toxic but they can wreak havoc on your body by either expanding inside your gut or “getting lost” in certain places. They are also terrible for drains, so never pour them down the sink or tub. Vacuum them up with a shop vac if you have a large amount to clean up. And, throw out your beads if they appear to be mouldy (because that can happen).
While they are not the most spur of the moment way to get kinky between the sheets, water balls are definitely worth the effort. What do you think? Would you try them?
If you can think of any other sexy things to try, I’d love to hear about them in the comments!
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