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Sneeze Fetish: FAQ

Pretty Woman Sneezing

I recently started work as a phone-sex operator, and on my second week at the job, a client phoned up and said, “I want you to sneeze for me.” He then proceeded to tell me about how his ex had been allergic to EVERYTHING and how she used to sneeze on him, often during sex.

I told him that my sneezes were so giant that I once startled my next-door neighbor into dropping a dish. We laughed and laughed, but when it came time for me to actually sneeze into the phone, I couldn’t do it! I breathed in pepper, and cinnamon. I tickled my nose with a feather, but to no avail. The least I can do is write this post in his honor.

Sneezing Fetish: FAQ

What’s Sexy about a Sneeze?

What isn’t. There’s the pre-sneeze face, the gradual build up and explosive release. There’s also the sound, which is as individual as a fingerprint and the culmination of a sweet loss of bodily control. Trying to stop a sneeze is like trying to stop a pack of horses once they’ve left the gate. At some point, you have no choice but to let go and let it happen.

And don’t forget the physiological effects of sneezing—muscles tighten very suddenly, and just think of what that means for a cock that’s buried deep within a sneezing woman’s pussy.

Do Sneeze Fetishists Get Off on Their own Sneezes?

Some do, and some don’t. Just like some people like watching themselves fuck or masturbate in front of a mirror, a certain percentage of sneeze fetishists get their jollies from having a cold, or sniffing pepper. Seasonal allergies are not an inconvenience for these people, but rather spring break for their nasal cavities!

Because sneezing carries such sexy significance, many sneeze fetishists prefer to do their business in private. A public sneeze, or one let slip in front of family or friends can feel inappropriate if not downright humiliating.

How Common is the Sneeze Fetish?

It’s not as prevalent as a foot fetish, but it’s not that rare either. There is an online Sneeze Fetish Forum with a membership of thousands. There haven’t been many studies conducted about it as yet, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a legitimate paraphilia. I’ve also met people into sneezing on fetish dating sites, so if this is your thing, know that other sneeze lovers are definitely out there.

Some people report knowing exactly when their fetish took hold, whether it resulted from a direct sexual association, like fucking someone who sneezed at just the right moment, or from some event in their childhood that coupled sneezing with something pleasurable or emotionally salient.

Do All Sneezes Appeal to Every Fetishist?

Absolutely not! Like anything sex related, people have preferences. Some like tiny little sneezes that barely ruffle a tissue, while others want full-fledged snot-rocket blasters. For some, any sneeze is hot regardless of whether Grandma did it and shot forth her dentures at the same time.

Others are completely turned off by any sneeze that has not issued forth from the nose of someone they’re attracted to. A person’s gender or sexual orientation may or may not factor into things—it really just depends on the individual.

Do you get off on a good sneeze? Tell us in the comments!

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