Female Ejaculation: What Is It Really?

I don’t pretend to understand female ejaculation. I’m pretty sure it comes out from the same opening as urine, but the consensus among experts (by which I mean people who have had a lot of sex, and frequently eaten out female ejaculators) is that it isn’t the same as pee.

That said, I spent the last few days hanging out with an old friend who is a renowned ejaculator, and the bed definitely ended up smelling a little bit like dried pee. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it definitely is a situation that one has to be feeling the kink vibes for. I do appreciate doing a sixty-nine and having all that fluid blasting all over my face as I get sucked.

I was with another female ejaculator once upon a time, but it worked slightly different. When I went down on girl number two, she would have an orgasm, and then if (and only if), after the point of a regular orgasm, I swished my tongue side to side just under her clit, she would start to spurt liquid.

In the case of girl number one, who I just visited, it’s more like she cums all the time just from the psychological feeling of being aroused. If she’s on top of me, she will start grinding and the warm liquid will flow out over me, just like she’s pissing on me or something. I never know if she’s pissing on me or not, but it doesn’t exactly matter.

I feel like it isn’t voluntary pissing, though, because when I’m inside her, I can feel her contracting over and over as I thrust in and out. It feels pretty great. If you can time your movements to the thrust, then you can get the head of your cock to be right at the opening of the vagina and get squeezed by the pulsing muscles as you push through. The whole thing is rather grand.

I guess the thing for me, though, is that I feel more like this sort of thing is great as a tourist, but not so mush as a resident. The bed is always damp, and there’s a bit of the pee smell going on. Long term, I don’t think I’d be into that. I know certain people are, and they have their systems for dealing with it.

I had a friend who was dating a squirter, and he totally loved it. He would put garbage bags under his sheets so that all the fluid didn’t soak into the mattress. I suppose there are waterproof slipcovers that don’t crinkle like garbage bags nowadays.

Anyhow, it’s life. We’re just having fun and trying different shit to see what makes us happy. I hope things are going good for you, dear readers!