Why I Go for Full Bush Every Time

It seems kind of ridiculous that hairy women should be a kink. After all, hair grows naturally on the female body. It grows on the head, and it grows on the legs. It grows in the armpits, and it grows, often in a thick bushy triangle, between a woman’s legs.

All the same, there has been a huge trend towards shaved pussy over the last few years. We watched pubic hair in porn diminish from the wide triangles of the 1970s, through the bikini trims of the 80s, the landing strips of the 90s, into the bald patches of the new century. Is it sexy? I personally never thought so.

Why I Prefer Women with Pubic Hair

I can recall those first few times when I reached my hand down into some lady’s pants and found no capillaries waving under my fingertips. It was a bizarre feeling, kind of alien and unnatural.

“Where is your hair?” I would say.

“It’s just the fashion now.” They would tell me.

Ugh! I never found it sexy at all.

My formative impressions of what a female body should look like were passed down to me upon surreptitiously scanned pages of glossy 1970s Playboys—preternatural thickets of overgrown pubis studied meticulously by myself, and the other boys, in cupboards with flashlights until each tangle of the lady’s lower locks were committed to memory. That there should be fur was a commandment cut into the tablet by the erect finger of God himself.

These overgrown sexual brambles were my Ur myth, you could say. They were the very forests of the unconscious through which I, a young Prince Charming, had to hew in order to reach the Sleeping Beauties of my adulthood.

I took up naturally with hippies and woke feminists. That they grew out their carpets along with their curtains seemed right and natural to me. They grew out their armpits, and I saw why having a musk is sexy. It just is. The pheromonal imprint is one of the most powerful aspects of falling in love. The wet and heavy impression that each individual vagina leaves on the scent receptors is as unique as a fingerprint, as unforgettable as a voice. Hairy girl, this is your life.

So, I’m kind of old school in this respect. I don’t regard being hairy as a political act, because just being who you are shouldn’t have to be an act of defiance. Of course, what we want to be true and what is true are often never the same thing. I get that, but I still stand, and lay down, with the hairy gals.

Just while we’re on the subject, though, men shaving their balls is totally stupid. Just saying. Grow the hell up, guys.

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