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How to Produce More Cum

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If you and your partner enjoy kinky cum-play, and are hunting for tips on how to turn your man’s load into a monsoon, look no further: the answer is simple… but not the one you were hoping for.

Let’s start with the easiest, most effective methods:

Discipline. The longer you go without cumming, the bigger your load will be, plain and simple. If cum-play is that important to you, then abstaining from orgasm for a week should be no biggie. The results are extraordinary. Better still…

Edging. This practice throughout the discipline period will help build the brew. Go ahead, tease your cock — but do not cum! Every time you get close, slam the breaks. That’ll top up the reservoir for date night.

The other kind of fluids. Cum isn’t the only tasty and refreshing drink: ever heard of water? That’s the secret ingredient to make fluids, in case you didn’t know. Drink plenty of water, especially on Big-Load Date Night. And as fun as it may be to party it up before sex, alcohol and drugs are ruthless when it comes to dehydrating your insides. Just sayin’…

Kegels. Exercising your prostate helps two fold: it gives you the strength to avoid premature ejaculation, and the stimulation helps to manufacture cum. Win-win. Even better, massage your male g-spot just before — and during! — sex. You’ll notice the difference The Stinkie Pinkie makes!

And here’s a bit of what you just don’t wanna hear:

There are no magic cumbeans. Sorry. I know, I know, you can read all over the internet about supplements and herbs and blahblahblah — but NONE have been proven to work. None, nada, zilch. Plenty of online users will claim great victory with these natural “cum volume boosters” (my term, not theirs), but people also see the Virgin Mary in their toast. Eat a balanced diet and get plenty of sleep instead.

Porno loads. Wanna shoot like the guys in porn? Then do what they do: temporary abstinence, edging, drink lots of water, and do your Kegel exercises. Think about it: these guys get paid to shoot mondo loads — so they’re either doing the aforementioned work, or they were born lucky. (No one pays a porn star for measly loads.)

Happy cum-play!

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  1. Brian Treece

    September 11, 2015 at 4:42 am

    Sounds reasonable but i like most was hoping for an easier way. Makes sense though

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