The most obvious way I can think of to get your dull love life and bedroom situation back to fire and spurting brimstone—when you and your significant first became lovers—is to introduce foreign objects into your bottom.
This advice mostly applies to heterosexual couples who, by definition, are boring as hell and need all the help they can get… jusk kidding. But I do know many het dudes who have never tried anal play or penetration of any kind, and I know from experience that they are missing out.
There are signs that your partner might want to peg you. And if you’re game, the most important thing to remember is to start slowly. Many men’s asses have never been penetrated, except perhaps by a doctor… or a baggie if they ever spent time in prison. A big, crocodile-sized dildo is another matter entirely.
Ask your partner to start with a finger, and don’t forget the lube. This will be enough to enhance your orgasmic state by introducing you to the erogenous particulars of your prostate. But this is not the end, oh no! After her finger becomes well acquainted with the inner sanctum beyond the butthole, after lugubrious portions of semen have been spilled by this operation, it is time for her to insert more fingers.
By now the anus should be prepared for all kinds of abuse. The dragon cock, strapped to the pelvis of your partner, should be poised to slip inside and pound, pound, pound! Choose the Drodong or The Night Kink model inspired by Game of Thrones. Winter will be coming all over your bedroom.
After this, there should be no shortage of things that can fit in your ass. Grapefruits, pomelos, maybe even a butternut squash. The sensation of the dip in the middle is particularly orgasm inducing. I jest once again, as whatever you allow up there should have some part that is grippable so as not to get lost!
Regardless of how you get there, kink related to a man surrendering his ass is always related to him surrendering his control over himself and over his masculinity. It is an incredibly difficult thing for a man to give this up, and it requires a lot of trust on his part to get there.
Even though I am writing so flippantly about the subject of anal penetration, the point is that the whole process is representative of an act of loving trust.
A sea monster sized rubber cock is a physical manifestation of love and trust. In addition to this, getting fucked in the ass with one is kinky as hell!
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