Sex doesn’t have to be just about doors locked, and lights out in the missionary position. Your bed, while it is a convenient and time-honored place for loving your lady, doesn’t have to be the end all and be all.
Doing it in other places in the house adds variety and spontaneity. And if you like kink and BDSM, you open yourself and your partner to much deeper and intimate experiences. Here are some of my favorites.
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5 Off-the-Bed Sex Ideas
1. Sex on a Chair
I recommend chairs with no arms, or even a couch if you need a little more cushion. This could all happen after dinner or breakfast, for example. The man sits on the chair with his slacks or pajama bottoms pulled down to his ankles. The woman, in a dress or nightie, straddles him while he slides inside. She can wrap her arms around his neck, moving up and down.
This position is easy. For increased difficulty, the woman can turn around and give a good view of her ass while she backs up onto his dick.
2. Sex on a Table or Desk
This is a classic, inspired by many a steamy movie scene. Somebody flings everything off the table or desk to the floor with a sweep of the arms, indicating that it’s time to get down. The woman lays back on the table and opens her legs. The man enters her standing.
You can also do it doggie style with her bent over the table’s edge. Depending on your agility, this scenario won’t work for everybody, but it is very exciting for those who want to give it a whirl. If you like role playing, act the dominant boss to her submissive employee (or vice versa).
3. Sex on the Carpet
There is nothing wrong with a good old fuck on the floor, wherever you are right at that moment. It works just the same as a bed, but because of the carpet or wood, you may end up getting rug burns on your body. Use a soft throw blanket or sheepskin rug to prevent any love scars!
4. Sex in the Tub
I’ve had some great times in the tub—blowjobs, handjobs, even sex. If you’re practicing safe sex (as you should) working with the condom and water can be a bit difficult. I’ve had varying levels of success in bathtubs and shower stalls, but half the fun is trying.
I’ve had anal sex with a lady leaning against the tiles, with me standing behind her. I’ve also done it missionary, half in and half out of the water. Tub sex is complicated, but it’s great to say you did it. You just have to experiment a lot to figure out how the two of you fit together in the limited space.
5. Sex in a Closet
Speaking of limited spaces. Take a trip back to your youth with seven minutes in heaven. Pull your lady into a closet, and give her a quickie to remember. It might be harder to manage anything longer, but maybe you or she has a claustrophobia fetish. Let everything fall from the shelves and off the hangers—let passion rule over organization!
Find more sex positions to try around the house in this article from Healthline.
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