Interested in ideas for where to lay your blowjob cumshots?
Kinkgirl and I were having a late-morning after-cum still-in-bed lazyfest this past Sunday when we decided to compare the different targets for blowjob cum.
What can I say — some people prefer to spend their Sunday mornings at church. I like to sleep in, fuck, and make lists.
We believed that too much white gold was being squandered by those who couldn’t appreciate how the sexy-factor skyrockets depending on where the cumshot lands at the climax of a blowjob.
Creative Blowjob Cumshot Ideas
Here’s the blowjob cumshot list that we came up with.
On the tongue.
Sure, it works, but it’s so old-fashioned. Besides, unless you’re a pro, most of it will spill — and if that’s your modus operandi, know that we’re on to you. Instead try…
Below the tongue.
It’s like a reservoir, safely collecting the jizz for whatever you might have planned for it next.
On the cheeks.
Yawn. You might as well not be in the room. Instead try…
Inside the cheeks.
Hook your index finger into your cheek and pull your mouth open. Watching you do that will make him blast nut, for sure.
Better still, have a third person pull your cheeks open for you, so all you have to concentrate on is catching the blowjob cumshot. The inside of the cheek is also another nifty reservoir… for later.
On the floor.
Nice try: you pull the cock out of your mouth and jerk his seed onto the floor, where you never have to touch it. Instead try…
On the floor.
Get down on your hands and knees and lick it up, whether it be tile or concrete. Something like that’ll get you regular callbacks.
Down the hatch.
This kind of quick swallow is a non-event. Where did it go? I missed it! Instead try…
On the teeth.
Our top pick. Lips wide open, but teeth closed and offered up like a serving plate. Once the teeth are covered in cum, use the cockhead to brush the teeth with the it. Then it can go down the hatch.
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I remember years ago a group of colleagues were out for a few too many drinks after work and the chat soon degenerated into blowjobs within our own respective relationships. One co-worker went on about how she’d pull her husband’s cock out of her mouth and point it at her chin when he was cumming.
“There’s no way I let him cum in my mouth, that’s disgusting. He always asks, though. But I figure, once he shoots he’s satisfied, so what does it matter.”
Why would he marry her…? I wondered at the time. Just last month I heard they’ve now divorced.
Target your cumshot wisely…
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Where’s your favorite place to lay your blowjob cumshot?
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