If you have wanted your very own sex doll, your concern over hiding a sex doll and keeping your sex doll a secret may have stopped you.
It’s not easy to be discreet and hide a sex doll. Other sex toys are easier to keep secret and private. Even if you don’t care what nosy neighbors think, most of us don’t want the world to know our business. And if someone can look in and see your naked sex doll sitting at your table, that is not very discreet.
How do people keep their sex dolls secret?
With a bit of strategizing and planning, you can buy a sex doll with no one knowing and keep your sex doll secret.
How to Buy a Sex Doll With No One Knowing
If only your sex doll could dress up as an Amazon delivery person, and discreetly enter your residence with no one the wiser!
But sex dolls are not easy to hide. Your sex doll is life size, and heavy. She may need a moving dolly or another set of helping hands to get her home from the store.
If you have a car, and you are fairly strong, you can pick your sex doll out and bring her home discreetly in her box. If you are often bringing in parcels, no one will raise an eyebrow.
However, the best way to buy a sex doll with no one knowing is to have her delivered after ordering in store or online.
Most retailers promise unmarked box packaging for home delivery—something that doesn’t scream “sex doll inside”!
Your sex doll delivery will be heavy, so expect a disgruntled delivery person, and have a nice tip handy.
If you don’t live alone, this step will be much harder to orchestrate. You can try requesting specific time frames for your sex doll delivery, but this is only likely to work if your store staff delivers personally rather than using a delivery service.
A better plan is to have the store hold her for pick-up when the coast is clear. You can be prepared with a dolly and bungee cords, and get her home in a taxi when you know no one else will be home.
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Where to Hide a Sex Doll
It’s easy to hide a dildo or leather chaps or porn. It’s not easy to hide a sex doll.
If you live alone, you can simply create a safe storage space to hide your sex doll. You might use a winter clothing soft storage organizer to conceal her in so that guests looking for a towel don’t inadvertently meet your secret sex doll.
Another easy solution to prevent mistaken meetings is to have a lock for a closet that you can use when your kids visit or your boss comes over for a friendly cocktail.
A creative friend of mine simply dresses her (not in skimpy clothing) and has a few other mannequins, and arranges her in his loft with various statues and sculptures. Since he is an artist who paints human forms, no one questions his assortment of life drawing figurines.
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1. Sex Doll Storage Case
Most sex doll suppliers offer a sex doll storage case option. While this is a costly add-on, it is the easiest and best way to protect your investment. Hiding your sex doll and storing her in the case is the best way to care for her and to keep her secret.
Sex doll storage cases come with various foam cushions to separate her legs. They sometimes include lightweight shoes and gloves designed to safely store her. They lock. They are black. If someone sees it, they might think it keeps equipment or old documents and wouldn’t blink.
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2. Closet
If you don’t mind stashing her head in a discreet box, hanging her in the closet under an old suit or in a travel garment bag is an easy concealment method. Many dolls have internal hangers ready to store in exactly this way.
3. Rolling Travel Case
Black travel cases come with wheels and a lock, and look like you’re moving or storing musical equipment or hardware. No one will know you are hiding your sex doll inside.
4. Vintage Travel Trunk
Old fashioned steamliner trunks are often used for shabby chic or eclectic décor as tables or storage, and you can have your very own secret stowaway.
5. Ottoman
Lots of ottomans are roomy for storage of photo albums, electronic equipment, or board games. A big one is perfect for hiding your sex doll and keeping her secret from the family. Get one that locks.
6. Old Freezer
This may seem creepy, given all the crime movies where the perpetrator has the same idea. And it is the worst idea if your family has regular BBQs together or uses the freezer to store food. But if you have a giant garage with a bunch of broken old appliances, and you’re the only one that goes in there because there are lots of dangerous tools, an old freezer can be easily rigged with a lock and key.
7. Shed
Again, a shed that any visiting handyman needs for rakes and garden supply access, or where your wife keeps her gardening stuff won’t be a good secret spot for your sex doll. But if you have a mancave in the garage or shed, you can rig a storage spot to hide your sex doll.
8. Under Bed
Sometimes, you can hide a sex doll under the bed. Depends on the doll and on the bed, of course, but using dust covers and storage cases for sports equipment will do the trick. She can safely sleep in secret if you have enough room.
Proper Sex Doll Storage Tips
- Keep your doll in neutral positions wherever you store her.
- The best storage for hiding your sex doll is a sex doll storage case from her supplier.
- Use gloves and wrap her in a soft blanket.
- Make sure she is clean and dry before you put her away.
- Check with your manufacturer for best storage temperature.
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How to Dispose of a Sex Doll
Some sex doll suppliers welcome her back when she is worn out or replaced. Find out where to ship her, then let them dismantle her parts and recycle them accordingly.
There are also local initiatives in some communities, affiliated with sex stores or green projects or both, that deal with the tricky work of recycling sex toys.
Otherwise, recycling is difficult for most sex doll materials in most countries.
If you can’t find a way to recycle your sex doll, take her apart and wrap her discreetly in some old sheets and dispose of her. You may want to take her directly to the city dump or a nearby dumpster (if legal to use) rather than have her sticking out of your small trash can on pickup day!
If this all sounds like too much work, you may consider making your own sex doll.
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