5 Kinky Massage Ideas and Techniques

Have you ever thought about the erotic power of touch and how to give a kinky massage?

Massage is a healing form of touch between humans, a natural universal means of connection. This ability is something we all possess in our hands (and even elbows, forearms, feet, knees, and other body parts when we learn how to utilize them as tools for muscle tension release).

I was a fan of massage as a form of intimacy long before I knew anything about sex. I knew that massages were nice, and they were a relatively harmless and safe gift to offer a young lady who might be watching a movie or listening to a nice record whilst in your company… but there are many levels to massage!

Massages can be used in PG, R, or XXX contexts, and you can alternate between full-on orgasmic experiences to basic massages used to warm up the flesh and muscles. It all depends on the intention and the request, as well as the boundaries of the body you are dealing with.

Giving a manual orgasm through a very slow and intimate massage—that takes an hour of exploring the entire body through every crevasse and muscle and nook and cranny there is to discover—can be the most divine experience to deliver someone’s body, sometimes more special than a full on hard fuck.

I was recently the recipient of a supremely special massage wherein ten hands delivered this blissful feeling to me, and I could not be happier. It was nearly an hour of touch and contact with care and compassion. My kind of paradise! Here are the techniques and tools used in my erotic massage.

5 Techniques for Kinky Massage and Erotic Touch

1. Hands and Oil

There are a variety of oils you can use on someone’s body, and it’s all good. You can use coconut oil, massage oil, lube, or suntan oil to rub the body to make things slippery. Rub pressure and power into the muscles and other parts to make things feel better.

There’s also the option of doing a body-on-body rub, where you put lotion on your chest, and rub it into the body of the person you are treating. You can use all your weight and make it very intimate. But if not, just have your hands rub all over the body with the oils and have a great time massaging the neck, shoulders, arms, hips, ribs and thighs.

There are regular spots that collect stress, like the lower back, and most people invite a massage in their stress spots. Some people might need special contact and particular pressure, so ask what feels good.

Read: How to Give a Sexy Massage

2. Furry Gloves

This was a new touch for me, and I was pleasantly surprised by both the experience of feeling furry gloves rub all over my back, but the sight of a beautiful woman wearing them like a cougar cat with mittens was delightful. The softness automatically caused me to relax more, and the tickling vibe was so good to rub away the stress.

It’s not something that can be found easily, but they are worth the purchase if you can find. They fit on most hands and are durable, but probably shouldn’t be used with much oil. Just the simple feeling of the fur on the naked skin is relaxing enough.

3. Vampire Gloves

Imagine latex gloves covered in miniature teeth all over the palms, like the ones that Spider-man had in the Sam Raimi movie that allowed him to climb the walls, haha. Vampire Gloves are spectacularly sharp and memorable when they slice ever so delightfully into your back and other body parts.

If you have a glove fetish, you may have already felt vampire gloves on your body, their tiny teeth biting into your skin—the most delicious sweet and sour combination your booty might feel. Having your flesh in extra sensitive parts grappled with vampire gloves will make you shout, squirm, and scream in delight or pseudo-disgust. You haven’t lived the massage life until you’ve gotten the once-over with some vampire gloves!

Read: My Lover Has a Vampire Fetish

4. Long Nails or Claw Tips

Many women sport dangerously long nails, and they know how to use them! If they don’t there are gloves with long claws embedded in the fingertips. I was massaged with three-inch talons, and they were very good at raising goosebumps and causing heightened senses in the body.

The sharp nail tips mixed in with the pressure from the padding of the hands is a winning combination and makes for yet another unique massage experience worth seeking.

Read: Long Nails Fetish and Fingernail Kink

5. Vibrating Body Buffer

This type of body buffer will remind you of something used to buff your floors or your car. And there’s NO reason we can’t take this and make it a Massage Pervertable like we do with other stuff from the dollar store!

Once you get one of these bad boys plugged in, you’ll want to put it on a LOW setting first so you don’t buff your flesh off the first go-round… you will then feel the most POWERFUL BODY RUB!

The buffer is STRONG. It’s like the Hitachi Magic Wand of massagers. It’s really not meant for the squeamish, and the right pressure has to be found for it to be useful and enjoyable, not damaging and disastrous. But I recommend you get your ass under a body buffer, and feel its g-force blast you to infinity and beyond!

Read: How the 5 Senses Affect Our Kinks and Fetishes

Continue exploring the power of touch together, you sexy cuddly kittens!

Rub one out,
Addi “Malcolm Lovejoy” Stewart

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