Who Wants to Have Sex with an Alien?
When Kinkgirl and I aren’t busy getting up to shenanigans that would likely give our mothers a stroke, we love to snuggle up and watch raunchy monster movies, which probably says more about us than I’d like to admit, but, whatevs.
Needless to say, we are STOKED about the new toy for xenomorph-ers everywhere: The Ovipositor! This tentacle-like proboscis will plant its eggs inside you… so you can lay them! Just like insects. Just like aliens.
1. Makin’ egg’uns. The eggs are made from gelatin (not Jello!) The online recipes have already started to proliferate the web (who’d’a thunk there’d be so many of us out there?!) and it’s all pretty safe and easy, using an egg mold sized to your pleasure.
2. Fill’er up. The ovipositor tentacle is nothing more than a goo-tube that deposits the eggs into your… well, wherever you’d like those eggs deposited.
3. It’s alien-baby time! It’s up to you and your cavity to determine how many alien eggs you can mother. Best to start with one until you have a bit of alien-baby-making under your belt. In the event of an unexpected breach, take comfort knowing that gelatin will ultimately dissolve. So don’t rush off to the hospital until you’ve sat on the nest for a while.
4. Eating your own brood? Well, the truth is I haven’t found out much about eating the eggs, but they are simply gelatin, and therefore harmless. And as unappealing as that may seem, who’s to say you can’t be the kind of alien mother who eats her own babies? Some sharks do it. Why not an alien goo-monster? I wouldn’t put anything past Kinkgirl.
The Emerging Fetish of Laying Alien Eggs Inside Yourself
Note: the Ovipositor is a toy, a prop. It’s not a dildo, it’s not rock-hard, nor does it vibrate like your Magic Wand. Unless you’re chasing the thrill of opening wide for alien goo, there won’t be much here for you.
But if alien impregnation is your secret fantasy, now you need look no further than Planet Earth.
Ours is on its way in the mail! Make room for the Queen!
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