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Alien Babies: My First Time with the Ovipositor Dildo

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There’s not much that surprises me, and not much I haven’t tried. But as they say, there’s a first time for everything.

There I was, gently tied to the bedposts with my wet panties and my scarlet nightie, eagerly receiving a good pounding from a favorite, recurring fling. And I thought I heard, “I want to lay eggs inside your ass,” but must have gotten it wrong.

A bit later, as I was just on the verge on an earth shattering climax, I heard something even weirder. “I want to impregnate you with my ovipositor.”

How on earth had I somehow ended up on the set of a David Cronenberg movie? But what could I do? I did what any girl would do in my situation. I shouted yes and screamed for more.

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The Splorch

And that’s when the Splorch made its first appearance. It was like a dildo but bigger and floppier and somehow more animal and post-human all at the same time.

“Tell me you want my eggs,” Eric whispered, and began working the shaft of the Splorch over me so I could see what he was doing. The dildo started to, um, give birth, and out of the opening came a gooey, gelatinous…egg. Plop! It splattered across my titties, and Eric groaned with pleasure.

“Tell me you want it inside of you,” he commanded.

And this is how I first made love with a xenomorph tentacle. The whole thing was wildly surreal and I admit I didn’t stay in character. I couldn’t stop laughing.

Xenomorph Sexy

So yes, I know there’s a whole wild and wacky world of futurist, post-human, and alien fantasy. Some of it is literary, some of it is comic book, some of it is cinematic, gaming, role-playing theatre, and mixes of these. And some is erotic fantasy. Who hasn’t gotten off thinking of being abducted by aliens, seduced by anthropomorphic insects, or nursed back to life on a strange planet by dazzling gods of some sort or another?

But as it turns out, there are some who aren’t just rainy day dreamers. They really have a thing for alien ovipositors.

And whether you want to lay or be laid, there is an assortment of xenomorph tentacles available from Primalhardwere.

Oviposit Me!

An ovipositor is an insect organ that pierces another insect or the ground and then inserts eggs into the receptive party. But now it’s a series of dildo-like tools designed by Primalhardwere, all of which can be filled with gelatin eggs with which to impregnate yourself or your mate.

The Bed Bug tool is, according to its makers, “creepy, crawly, and likes the warmth of your body. This insectoid design is sure to make you shriek as it deposits it’s eggs into the warm moist environment they need to grow.”

The Splorch and the Krubera are both massive shafts that can supply all your alien egg-laying needs.

I have to admit that I had fun, but the seriousness with which Eric took the whole scene was a bit of a turn off later. Sex is often ridiculous and this is, hands down, the most ridiculous way I’ve ever come. As the gelatin chicken-alien eggs dissolved inside of me and ran down my thighs for the rest of the evening, I kept giggling all over again. When Eric started talking about getting the nursery ready, I realized that I probably wouldn’t be able to see him again.

Kink brought us together, and we had some great times, but I’m just not going to be able to breastfeed little alien babies and keep a straight face for him. And that’s okay. I know there’s someone out there who can!

Also read: The Emerging Fetish of Laying Alien Eggs Inside Yourself

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