4 Ideas for Kinky Hotel Room Sex

There’s something so sexy about staying in a hotel.

Is it the fact that a bed takes centre stage? Is it the transient nature of your time there? Depending on what tickles your fancy, it might even be the ice machine down the hall.

In any case, hotel rooms are notorious for inspiring hanky panky, and for those of us with a kinkier side, they just so happen to contain a ton of possibilities for satisfying our needs. 

The kinky hotel ideas below will work at any hotel, but if you are specifically looking for a kinky hotel vacation be sure to read our guide featuring kinky hotels and BDSM vacations.

BDSM Travel Guide: Plan a Kinky Vacation

4 Kinky Hotel Sex Ideas

Keep these in mind for your next Do-Not-Disturb moment.

1. Give the Bible Belt New Meaning

Every hotel room has a bible in it, right? Why not use it to deliver a little spanking action. While some of you might think I’m going to hell for even suggesting that, I’m sure there are a few of you out there who are like, Ooooo, yes! For those of you with a religion fetish, you’re probably searching your bookshelves as we speak.

Take those Ten Commandments and turn them into a sexy power-exchange dynamic. Am I taking this too far? Or not far enough…

Read: Spanking Fetish 101: Dos and Don’ts of Spanking

2. Race Against the Clock

When I’m about to have a kinky hotel hoookup, I always feel a little bit anxious that maybe I didn’t lock the door, or hang the Do Not Disturb sign ahead of time.

If you’re an exhibitionist, or just turned on by the idea of getting caught, use this concern to your advantage. Unlock the door and get naked. Throw yourselves into a loud, raunchy embrace and just hope that the cleaning staff doesn’t walk in on you.

If being loud doesn’t do it for you, be very quiet… you don’t want to let on what you’re up to until it’s too late to turn away.

3. Get Wet and Wild

Order yourselves some messy desserts, like chocolate cake or pudding, then slip into the tub, smear it all over each other and lick it off. This is perfect for those of you with a WAM fetish. You could do this on the bed, but then you better hope you aren’t a cleaning person in your next life. Karma’s a bitch.

Fore more messy ideas, see Polyamory Today’s article: 10 Wet Sex Ideas.

If you’re lucky enough to have a tub with jets in your room, make full use of its masturbatory potential. Did you think shower heads were the pinnacle of pleasure? Think again. Jacuzzi jets can take things to a whole new level (just be careful not to aim them straight up inside.) 

4. Role Play Your Fantasies

This can really spice things up, especially if you’re relationship is feeling old and tired. Both of you get dressed up in costume (this can just be fancy new clothes and a wig), then act out a scene where you’re meeting each other for the first time. You could start in the hotel lounge—two strangers away on business…

“I know it’s wrong to cheat on my wife, but I just can’t control myself.” It’s okay though because the stranger is really your partner! 

Read: 6 Kinky Role Play Ideas

What other ways would you choose to get freaky for a kinky hotel room experience?