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How to Get Kinky in the Great Outdoors

Sexy Couple on the Beach

I realize that much of the continent is still locked in the throes of winter, but out here on the West Coast (at least) it’s warming up. This means that you can take your sweetheart and your kinky impulses, and get out into the sunshine. Of course, you can do that in the snow too, but you risk hypothermia. I’ll cover both bases, just to be safe.

Kinky Outdoor Adventures

Sexytime in the Snow

Alright, who’s going to be on the bottom and who’s going to be on the top? Do we lie down, or try to do it standing up? Is it windy out here? Will you lose your erection if you stick it in the snow? These are all important questions to ask about wintertime loving.

It seems like the main reason anyone would have sex in the snow would be so that they could say that they have had sex in the snow. The act in and of itself has nothing to recommend. It will be cold, it will be kind of shitty, but you will have a story to tell.

Beach Bum Banging

Despite the drink, and the derivative saxophone album, is sex on the beach actually better than sex in the snow? It’s certainly better than sex on the beach when the beach is covered in snow. Yes, if the beach is warm it could be okay, but honestly, sand is friction, and sand can get into everything.

All in all, however, like sex in the snow, sex on the beach is a thing you can say you did. In fact, for the rest of your life, you can order a Sex on the Beach cocktail, turn to the person on the bar stool beside you and say, “You know, I had sex on the beach one time…”

Flashy Flirtations

Do you have a little exhibitionist inside you? Summer, winter, spring, or fall—you can make a game out of showing your sweetie what you got at unexpected moments. Entice, surprise, and excite. Make it a game to find more and more public places to send them a little zinger.

It could be on a crowded bus, for example, or at a cocktail party for the fireman’s ball. Throw some gasoline on the flames of your lust with this kooky, kinky game!

Rapture in the Rain

This often overlooked possibility may even contain an element of extreme danger—if you’re doing it in a thunderstorm, you run the risk of fatal electrocution! Anyhow, who needs a conveniently placed barn to select for shelter when you can just make love while being pelted by raindrops? It looks ever so romantic in the movies.

Once again, the temperature is everything. Monsoon rains are obviously warm, and more conducive to a pleasant fuck. Summer rain in the boreal zone, the same. However those can be dangerous rainstorms. Cold weather rain isn’t always the best even with the warmest of bodies pressed against one another, but kinky fun isn’t always something you plan ahead, is it?

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What’s your kinkiest outdoor adventure?

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