Whether you’ve been naughty or nice, you can always enjoy the gift of naughty sex this Christmas with these kinky ideas.
So, the holiday season is here, and you probably need do the same things you always do: endure the weather, pretend you’re cheerful, shop for Christmas presents, and survive all the family gatherings. We all have various levels of drama and struggle that we have to carry and endure, so I thought I’d offer a little reprieve and escape.
In recent years I’ve added my own flavor and spice, traditions and rituals, that bring merry mirth and frisky fun to the drab days of December, and add sexy to the season of snow and slush. Friends can join in or not, and it’s nothing too extreme to scare anyone else off (at least I don’t think so.)
Naughty Christmas Sex Ideas to Try
1. Dress Up in Christmas Lights, Only
I plan a hot photo shoot with one of my lovers where I plug in some tiny tree lights in a long trail, then ask her to wrap them all around my naked body, like I’m some sexy ass Christmas tree!
I’ve done it with a few lovers of mine over the years. They’d take pictures of me which turned into some playful exciting moments, AND gave me pictures that I can always look back on and remember where I lived, what year it was, and what fun we had after the photos were taken.
It’s a great tradition, and I highly recommend it to anyone who wants to do just ONE more little thing during the holidays!
Read:Â Kinky Christmas Fun for Adventurous Couples
2. Make a Gingerbread House Together
My sweet lover and I recently built a gingerbread house, then turned each other into the dessert AFTER dessert!
It was the spontaneity of it all that made it so wonderful. She brought home a gingerbread house kit, and we became playful, putting it together with icing, adding candies, gummy bears, jujubes and peppermint swirls for decoration. We fed each other sticky icing, and treats all the while making a delicious memory of naughty Christmas sex.
I can’t tell you how awesome it was to make it with her, I just recommend that you try it for some Christmas fun with your someone special. Tis the season!
3. Countdown to the New Year
It’s time to put a spin on the classic advent calendar with a countdown fit for a couple of kinksters. Spend the week before the new year, counting down the days with tantalizing activities.
One night could involve rope. One night leather. One a paddle, a feather, or a six-inch strap-on!
You can even use those tiny pieces of chocolate to melt onto her body or reward her for submissive acts of kindness. By the time the new year arrives, you’re overloaded with memory gifts!
Read:Â 5 Kinky Things to Do on New Year’s Eve
4. Get into Character
It’s cliché, but why not be a Sexy Santa or Mrs. Claus? When was the last time you tried some holiday roleplay with a partner?
If it wasn’t ever, then you must try! You can make a wish list of the naughty sex fantasies you want to live out, or some Christmas-themed BDSM activities you want to explore together.
You can dress up in whatever you like, gift X-rated toys to one another, get creative with milk and cookies. Nobody says it’s wrong to do so—if they do, then their name goes on the Naughty List!
Read:Â 4 Ways to Satisfy Her Santa Fetish
Have the fun you want, and make that a holiday tradition as much as the annual shopping mall madness experience.
Felicitations to whatever you believe and the new kinky celebrations you create!
Do you have any naughty Christmas sex ideas?
Sincerely yours,
Addi “Malcolm Lovejoy” Stewart
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