Have Yourself a Kinky Little Christmas

It’s that ho-ho-ho time of year again, and kink lovers like us will want to put a little lust into our stockings to keep the yuletide bright.

Sure, during turkey feasts or carolling, you’ll want to keep your mind on higher things like family and giving to those less fortunate. But when everything is wrapped and ready and it’s just you and your kinky lady, you’ll want to celebrate the season with a personalized twist or two.

Put a little Christmas in your kink, and kink in your Christmas!

Add some sugar in your sting.

Get some good use out of those jumbo candy canes and treat your special someone to a candy caning!

Just don’t succumb to the sweet temptation to insert this mint marvel into her pussy or your ass—the sugar will invite a nasty infection to take root, or worse, the candy cane can break off inside.

That will be tough to explain!

Tie me up, tie me down.

Why not get gift wrapped and left under the tree, or tied to the bed while she runs out into the snow for some last minute shopping?

With so much tinsel, twine, and red ribbon, it’s only logical some of it is used to bind and wrap your favorite year round present: her.

Nutcracker nookie.

Holiday stories are a treasure trove of role playing possibilities. Listen closely, because innuendo is everywhere.

Haven’t you heard? Of course you have—Santa’s always watching to see who’s naughty and who’s nice. You can don some red velvet, and she can rock some green fishnets and an elf hat and not much else.

The Nutcracker ballet is filled with sugar plum fairies and nightmarish rats—she can take her pick of whether to grant your every wish, or lurk in the dark and taunt you with your deepest fears.

Or you can play house with Mary and Joseph, where she is “like a virgin” and you are denied intercourse until you can’t take it anymore.

Use your imagination for many more fun parts to play!

Make good use of his and hers wish lists.

Gift giving and wishing season is a great time of year to bring up new fantasies and kinks. Hoping she’ll wear a strap-on with that elf ensemble? Put one in her stocking. Ask her what fetishes she’s hoping to indulge in the year to come, and jot the answers down so you can brainstorm the props and paraphernalia you’ll need.

Christmas is even more fun when you can exchange winks across the sugar cookie platters, and you have sexy new games to keep you warm throughout the long winter ahead!

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