If you have a jeans fetish and your idea of heaven is denim, you’re not alone.
Jeans and full denim regalia seldom get much mention as a kink or fetish. That’s because they are so ubiquitous in everyday life that they are hardly considered extreme or even sexual. If a jean jacket or watching butts in tight denim is what floats our boat, we usually don’t have to make any special request!
Saying you like denim might be like saying you like breasts—doesn’t everybody?
Just because most of us have denim dreams from time to time doesn’t mean it’s not extremely important to those whose interest is a bona fide fetish.
What’s So Sexy about Denim?
Denim is an interesting kink because it’s one that many women have a thing for. I love a man who cleans up nice and stuns in a tailored Italian suit. And I love a man who struts his stuff in leather and latex. But the most delicious dish of all is a man in jeans, plain and simple.
Maybe this goes back to those first times, pressing my curious palm over a bulging zipper in the back of a pick-up on a side road in a small town… that’s still hot, by the way. And when the head of your cock pokes out of your waistband because it’s so hard the jeans can’t contain it… well, just sayin.
Women have been salivating over bad boys in work boots, jeans, and denim jackets, boys like John Bender, who is an epic staple of female sexuality (played by Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club.) Just unzip it, baby, and leave your jacket on, too. Bender, of course, follows a long line up of jean dreams, like James Dean (lots of women called the rebel “James Jeans” behind the scenes.)
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The fashion scene has been generous to denim lovers. “Nothing comes between me and my Calvins. Nothing.” Who can forget this scorching moment, when the pouty, sultry brunette Brooke Shields was practically naked, fully clothed? And who can forget Jordache? Even the brand name is hot as sin. And what would rock ’n’ roll be without denim?
With everyday people walking the streets in jeans all day long, who needs porn? And yet there is lots of porn that caters to our tastes.
There’s even a denim fetish flag—it’s unofficial, but it’s out there!
It’s pretty simple to satisfy this particular flavor, for most of us. All you have to do is wear your favorite jeans!
If you wear jeans on a construction site, or dress down for a casual Friday event, beware: you are hardening dicks and moistening vaginas, and you don’t even know it!
Denim Specifics for Fetishists
Head-to-Toe Denim
Just like leather, for lots of lovers, a little goes a long way. Fashionistas will often counsel, it’s the jean jacket OR the jeans, never both. But some take it to the limit—there are even denim shoes, denim hats, denim belts, the whole nine yards. Only a true fetishist will appreciate a good denim-on-denim ensemble.
Levi’s Only
The jeans thing can be brand specific. Some believe it has to be the original. Some like the dated 80s style of acid wash. Some want high waist “mom jeans.” Some like the low rise. I cream for low rise even though they are dated now. Old fashion mags show that thong T-bar peeping above the low rise jeans—now that’s hot.
Piss Play in Jeans
There are countless kinks around pissing. Pissing and denim lust connect naturally, and you can find zillions of sexy videos that are very specific to women who need to piss, getting out of their cars or ducking into a bush or alley, pulling down their jeans and setting a stream of urine into motion.
There’s a subset of this that is all about pissing IN the jeans. Close-up shots of wet denim around the pussy.
Lots of gay men and lots of women love to see a man handling his cock and watching that arc of golden shower emerge from his jeaned godlikeness.
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Ripped Jeans
The whole point of denim is that it should get rusty. New jeans are fun to break in, and sometimes that is done with acid washing, ripping, and pre-store stonewashing to get them banged up and ready for wear. These are the kinds of holes you don’t mend. Cuffs need to fray, and knees and softer flesh can poke through.
While a crisp, fresh, unsullied pair of jeans may be on one man’s fetish menu, most of us want the tough and tattered aesthetic. It suggests the wearer has a healthy appetite for risk and danger.
Jean-Hole Sex
If you’re a jeans guy, you’re probably all over the porn that features a babe in Levi’s, bent over, with a rip between the legs, taking a good dicking from behind.
The “jean hole” for easy access isn’t very practical for street wear, but tearing me a new one in the privacy of home and fucking me with jeans on—yes, yes, oh yes.
Nothing Butt
You’ll find a proliferation of denim fetish porn that shows a girl wearing nothing but jeans. Dude is naked as a jaybird, but she is naked as a bluebird! There’s a thrill I can attest to of putting your hand into a woman’s jeans and feeling her pussy from there, and watching her titties wobbling while her butt is contained in tight denim.
I am definitely a jeans and ponytail kind of girl—as much as I love sometimes dressing up in leather or lace, this is my natural self. If that’s your thing, well, then, I can be yours—forever in blue jeans.
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Do you have a jeans fetish? What do you love about denim?
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