Let’s shake things up and dive into some strange and unusual porn categories for a change.
If you’re like me, you’ve seen enough weird porn that you’re seldom surprised. Everything exists, and if it exists, someone somewhere finds it sexy enough to fetishize. The playground of kink means regular encounters with the margins and frontiers of the sexual imagination.
What gets your rocks off? Chances are, it’s naked women—their breasts, butts, legs, and feet. You might like porn that features sexy Latinas or Big Beautiful Women. You might like black on white. Maybe you’re aroused by bondage scenes or domination, or both. You might be turned on by shemale porn—gorgeous women with cocks. You might like scenarios that feature babysitters, stepmothers, MILFs, or accessories like rubber, latex, and lace.
But there may be some stones you’ve left unturned.
Weird Porn Genres You Might Love
Here are some of my favorites from the weirdest porn categories out there.
Dirty Santa Porn
Who doesn’t mind a little Ho Ho Ho or occasionally merry making with the Virgin Mary, just for fun. And there’s nothing wrong with a bad Christmas sweater being lifted off a busty blonde bobbing on Santa’s knee. Warming up with a little holiday cheer can be a fun way to wallow after too many Christmas cookies.
Read: How to Satisfy Her Santa Fetish
Asian Anchorwomen and Creampie Porn
Is your wet dream all about watching a porcelain-faced beauty reporting the news in Japanese? Well, it’s a thing. And here I thought the millions tuning into Asian news reports were practicing a second language and keeping up on current events!
I’d never heard of this until recently, but the newscast women taking cum shots to the face while reporting the daily usual have a few million hits each on Pornhub.
Read: Cream Pie Fantasy vs. Reality
Tentacle Porn
Whether octopus or alien tentacles are desired, this kind of science-fiction kink is quite popular in erotica, graphic novels, and cinema.
It’s also ancient—Japanese artists have been painting women ravished by ocean creatures’ tentacles for as long as they’ve been painting mountains and waves.
Read: Tentacle Porn: A Kink for Octopus Tentacles
Little Pony Porn
I was innocently looking for pony play tack ideas in anticipation of a pending visit from a lover I enjoy horsing around with. That’s when I came upon not only familiar saddle-up videos, but also hundreds of cartoons featuring My Little Pony characters going at it with Rainbow Pussy and Sparkle Anal Fuck. Say what? I just say neigh.
Whipped Cream WAM Porn
I’m not talking about the elegantly restrained sweet moment that you put strawberries and whip cream on my nipples and lick them for foreplay. No, this dessert is a bit more messy.
For all you guys who fantasize about watching a woman take a can of Cool Whip up her ass, before farting it out into someone’s mouth, this wet-and-messy variation is for you!
Read: WAM Fetish: Ideas for Wet and Messy Kink
Better to leave this one to the paid actresses, though—you don’t want to put sugar in your butt or hers because it can nasty infections.
Korean Giantesses Porn
If you’ve always dreamed of ten-feet-tall, K-pop babes marching half naked towards your dick, you might be one of the many dudes already enjoying this weird porn genre.
Macrophilia—a fascination with or a sexual fantasy involving giants—inspired this unusual kind of porn, and is perfect for men who have no way to live out their fantasies in real life. There are many fetishes that just can’t be replicated outside of art or technology, so this is a godsend for some.
Giantess porn is a major category, with Korean goddesses being one subset. There are fantasy female monsters, Wonder Woman look-a-like Amazons, big bad mamas, and more.
What strange porn genres float your boat?
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