Most sex dolls so far have been designed for, marketed to, and purchased by men. From crude, disembodied plastic or silicone vagina sleeves for a good dick rub, to awkward life-size inflatables, to high-tech artificial intelligence with great tits—sex dolls come in a variety of styles to suit your needs.
I have never once on this subject asked, “What about me? What about us?” But apparently some gals have, and inventors and designers have been working hard on high-tech, high-ticket, male sex dolls for women.
Not only do these chaps have removable penises for me to switch up when I’m unsatisfied with his size, but they’re programmed to recite my favorite poetry or song lyrics!
But if you think the penis upgrade option is what will seal the deal for us ladies to part with ten grand and welcome hot Henry into our homes, you would be wrong.
Matt McMullen, who is the chief executive of Abyss Creations, and owner of Realbotix male sex robot inventors, told The Times: “We’ve had a lot more inquiries than you would think from women who want not a sex partner but a companion—someone to talk to.”
The guy dolls come with smooth chests, six-pack abs, and customizable skin color and hair options, but a familiar theme seems to be taking place even in the world of fake men. Women are less interested in the doll’s ability to take on their dream physique and more interested in the dolls’ ability to tell jokes and potential to listen and provide attention and companionship.
Meanwhile, the high-tech, sex-robot, female dolls for men, like “Harmony” are popular for her big juicy lips, flawless tits, and the “great personality” she has that “enjoys threesomes” and “multiple orgasms.”
I am generally the to-each-their-own kind of girl, but I actually find the whole thing a bit disturbing. It’s one thing to use a dildo or pussy sleeve, or even a big hunk of life-like rubber to facilitate the mechanics of sex for masturbation, but it’s another thing altogether to order a robot in hopes of “sharing interests” or “having someone to talk to.”
Are men and women, perfectly designed by nature to complement each other sexually and emotionally, becoming so at odds with each other that we’re at the point of no return?
I can’t even relate to this as a possibility—I meet so many great men and women who think, feel, listen, joke AND make love, each in their own unique way. I’ll keep looking to connect with and hook up with the real guys, thank you very much!
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