Eproctophilia, anyone?
The first fart fetish story I ever heard about was in college at pub night. Someone let one rip and the air filled with laughter. My dart-throwing opponent was just toasted enough to let me in on his little secret: the right person farting could be a bit of a turn-on for him.
I didn’t think too much of it then, but in senior year the inevitable happened and we eventually hooked up a few times. I was bending over for him, secretly hoping for him to spank me, when he said, “Feel free to fart if the urge happens.”
I really didn’t understand the request. I could understand wanting it a little rough, a little more, with a third, a request for anal. But a fart fetish? It went right over my head.
Now I know! There are a lot of fart fetish stories out there! We wanted to know more, so you told us yours.
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Shame and Pain
“My fart fetish, if you can call it that, is more of a full buffet at the shame and pain table. I get off on masochistic stuff and especially on humiliation. So I like her dirty boots in my face, I like her forcing me to clean her bathroom, I like her binding me up in a chastity cage.
I love it when she farts in my face. It’s something she does while laughing, but we both know damn well she’s putting me in my place and reminding me of how pathetic I am, and how lucky.” – Jose, 37
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The Fart Stash
“First I ever heard of this thing was stumbling into a boyfriend’s porn cache. I thought I would find the usual, you know, big boob stuff or cream pies. But it was a bunch of recordings of different women farting!
I decided to let one slip ‘by accident’ more for fun than anything else. But it really got him going, and he asked me to do it again.” – Becca, 25
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The Sound of Freedom
“Just for the record, in my fart fetish story, my eproctophilia is not olfactophilia! Big, noisy farts turn me on, but I’m not into the panty-sniffing or near-spill element that holds an attraction for some.
I think it’s the devil-may-care, rebel, anti-feminine thing. I can handle the scent as part of the package deal, but if the window is open or the fan is blowing, all the better.” – Milosav, 29
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The Sweetest Taboo
“In my fart fetish story, context is important. I have the same response as everyone else if someone let’s one loose at the grocery store or in the gym—it’s either a bit of disgust or something funny!
But if my mistress pulls up her skirt tantalizingly or lifts an ass cheek, with that expression akin almost to orgasm, then I am putty in her hands. Don’t ask me to explain these things!” – Marko, 31
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Heaven Scent
“In the chats where those of us with fart fetish stories can share and learn with each other, there is a lot of variety, but it seems most people fit into the sound or the smell being the driving factor of their turn on from flatulence.
I’m the smell guy. I don’t want to leave my name here or anywhere because it’s embarrassing to get excited over the smell of farts. It’s even harder to ask partners to be more open about passing wind and most of the time the instinct is to minimize it out of politeness.
I love the warm, pungent variety of smells, rich and gooey like spices and rotting leaves. But it’s hard for a guy like me to get any of this stuff. I paid someone once to fart—I’m totally serious—but she didn’t really have any ammunition in that moment.
It’s hard to time it that way. I am literally praying for a girlfriend who has a condition. Lots of people with digestive conditions may be worried about dating but some of us could be a good fit!” – Anonymous Fart Smeller, 30
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In the Beginning
“I enjoy reading about different BDSM practices like power exchange, domination and submission, but I don’t respond in a sexual way to the vast majority of kinks. I do, however, have a few funny fetishes. I’m going with the imprinting theory using psychology on myself!
I had a high school teacher who wore sneakers in to class, then changed into heels. I had a huge crush on her and to this day, a woman removing her running shoes is the same as getting undressed, at least to my dick!
Still in high school, I was pounding my first girlfriend, doggy style. Just as I was gearing up to blow my load, she let off a firecracker of a fart. She laughed a bit, and it was her embarrassment, the sound, and the rising scent all mixing together that made me come hard as fuck!
Anytime a woman farts during sex, even now, it amps up my excitement. Mostly I enjoy my fetish through fart porn, but sometimes you get lucky.” – Jim, 36
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Caught Red-Handed
“My fart fetish story is maybe more specific than it is for some. Garden variety farting doesn’t really do it. It has to be someone I find attractive, and then it has to be that they are caught unaware, either they don’t know I’m witnessing, or it’s accidental.
I think the taboo thing is the trigger here. It seems more secret than just about any other act. When I was younger I would lurk outside the bathroom door and my cock would get hard if I could hear my girlfriend’s secret rumblings! Later though I realized that’s not really cool, without consent involved.
Once in a while a woman I’m dating or who I just find hot will accidentally fart and give me new fantasy fodder.” – Alessandro, 47
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