Some of the things I love about kinky sex include the theatrical qualities, the versatility, and how a simple change of context brings up a whole new onslaught of possibilities.
Using your imagination means there will always be new adventures.
For fun, I made up a list of holiday kink options I’d love to try. I thought you might want to try them too!
Sploshing Through the Snow
I have to admit getting messy with a pot of Irish stew or a Reuben sandwich doesn’t have all that much kink appeal for me.
I’ve managed to be flexible with kinky foodies and have stuffed myself full of cake in the past—double meaning intended, yes. I’ve poured bowls of spaghetti over hair and naked body. It was fun, but not something that turns me on enough to pursue unless you want to.
But what else to do with all the Christmas cookies, cakes, and peppermint squares, all the chocolates and egg nog?
He Knows If You’ve Been Good or Bad
A bit of Santa role play is a perfect time to play dress up and have a few punishment games. I like the classic Catholic school girl outfit, and a nice hefty paddle.
Do You See What I See?
If you’ve got a penchant for oodles of lacy black lingerie and sky-high heels, or she has an exhibitionist streak, pile up the swag as wrapped prezzies under the tree.
Have her unwrap one every day on the twelve days of Christmas, then model it for you.
Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
If it’s too damn cold to think, build a fire and have a Netflix-and-chill night. Choose some kinky classics for a cozy movie night inside.
I love to revisit 9 1/2 Weeks, but you might treat your lady to Fifty Shades of Grey or Twilight.
Or go all hardcore, and stoke her fire with a night of porn and kinky sex! There is tons of holiday-themed porn.
Candy Caned
Next time you’re bored during holiday shopping at Walmart, open your eyes and see what might be fun and festive for kink?
Those huge candy canes come in handy for role playing props and beating my ass with. Colored lights can decorate your dungeon with a holiday flare, while wrapping paper rolls make a nice lightweight spanking tool.
There is a whole world of ornaments and tastes for sensation play. Dribble me with eggnog, tickle me with pine boughs, tie me up with tinsel. The list is limitless.
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