We all know it—for many fetishes, you guys are on your own.
The good news is that women are VERY kinky, generally speaking. Although there are fetishes women hate, women do love creative sex, powerplay sex, role playing, and above all else, BDSM fetishes.
The other good news is that in a casual or committed relationship, when you give a woman what SHE wants and needs, she is often happy to entertain your kinks even if they don’t do anything for her specifically.
But as you know, some fetishes make meeting a match more complicated. Some kinks are rare, and many are mostly male or mostly women.
There are always exceptions, but for most women, these kinks are no-go zones.
Fetishes Women Hate
1. Cum Fetish
Cum swallowing, cum bath, cum collection, cum anything really.
In the right situation of arousal, a woman might find bukkake hot, and if she’s REALLY into you, she might want you to bathe her in your seed. And there are one or two girls out there who really get turned on by the sticky stuff.
But by and large, most women see jizz as radioactive. Despite everything you learn in porn—the porn that is made for YOU—the idea of shooting your load, making more cum, or her opening wide for a mouthful is not a huge turn on for women.
There are times when I’ve “gone there,” and if I LOVE you, I will entertain some level of cum play. But most of the time safe sex is key, and I won’t fake a huge amount of enthusiasm for it. Sorry guys!
2. Scat Fetish
There are women who are turned on by feces too, but in general a scat fetish that women hate, as you can imagine.
Some women will be willing to take a crap in front of you, and a few might be willing to sell you a diaper full. But for the most part, if you want her to want to wipe your ass after a big job, forget it. And if she finds you digging for leftovers after her morning session on the porcelain throne, you won’t be staying for breakfast.
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3. Beastiality
The Happy Hooker famously wrote about being licked by a dog—I think this kind of stuff is illegal now in most places, and is a fetish women hate for good reason.
Deep net videos of women getting rogered by a huge horse cock still thrill some men, and you can find newspaper accounts of dudes getting arrested after doing it with chickens, goats, and the family Saint Bernard. But no. No to all of it.
4. Pedophilia
Some women have this taboo fetish, but it’s predominantly guys. Whoever it is—NO NO NO!
This awful kink is illegal, immoral, and vile. Sorry, but consent is essential.
I feel genuinely bad for folks with proclivities that can’t ever be fulfilled in a loving, supportive, and mutually pleasurable way. But people who are wired this way need help, not someone willing to commiserate or entertain these fantasies.
5. Emetophilia
Seeing vomit as sexy is an actual fetish. Some guys are turned on by a woman losing her lunch. Some want to lick and eat the upchuck. Ever heard of a roman shower?
Many of the mostly male kinks involve body fluids and secretions! There are more women emetophiles than was originally thought, so you might find a match made in heaven, complete with revisited spaghetti.
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What is a no-go fetish for your partner? Or you? Please share in the comments!
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