We are all stuck inside during the pandemic. If you are like me, most of your interactions are going to be over a camera. You will probably find yourself taking care of your own needs, a little more often than you like. That said, there is no reason to stop being a kinky weirdo. Keep at it! I have a few suggestions here that might help you get along.
Tips for Getting Kinky by Yourself
See Isolation as an Opportunity
In the old days, before people started surfing the net (or whatever you kids call it now), people were a lot more comfortable with solitude, and also with the notion of being kinky for an audience of one. The performative aspect wasn’t necessarily as strong as it is now. If you want to be old school kinky, try setting up an imaginary audience. Set up teddy bears, and draw faces on shirtboards. Set them up on your bed, and give them your best performance accordingly.
You might crossdress or dress up in drag, and end the show by putting some kind of rounded implement into your butthole. Believe me, those teddy bears have never seen anything like it. How they will clap and clap at the show! Whatever crazy fucking shit you want to get into, they will watch and be scandalized. It will be incredible.
Don’t Underestimate Being Kinky on Camera
If you have someone to chat with, you can still play all kinds of truth-or-dare games on camera and get into some crazy fun. Masturbate and let the other person command you to snowball it. Put on a sexy cam show for one. Watch a striptease and touch yourself.
There is no shortage of ridiculous things you can get up to if you are goading each other on to higher and higher vistas of depravity. The very flirtation act itself can become incredibly enticing, as you slowly make your way to kinkier and kinkier acts.
And if you don’t have an online play partner yet, try the video chat options at these kinky dating sites.
Be Crazy, yet Careful
I’m not saying you have to go full on and choke yourself to death in order to get to an orgasm, but ritualizing the masturbation act can pass a lot of time. Where you want to drip a single drop of hot wax on your leg before you start, or whether you want to build yourself an elaborate fake vagina out of a toilet paper roll, plastic bags, and Vaseline (it can be done, believe me), you will find a way to draw out the act. For more ideas see our post on solo BDSM ideas, or some quarantine kink tips I found over at the Ritual Chamber.
You can even pass the time alone by keeping stats on the images you have busted to, and then submit reports to your politburo of teddy bears. The main thing is to be safe, and to have fun. We are all gonna make it through this crazy time!
Do you have any kinky activities you would recommend? Dare to share in the comments!
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