If you’ve ever engaged in BDSM activities, then you’ve probably found yourself in some awkward scenes with one or more lovers.
Check out these stories of kinksters’ most embarrassing moments in bed.
“My wife is wonderfully indulgent of my voyeuristic side. She allows me to watch her while she’s masturbating or making love with somebody else. One day I was in a tree in our backyard with a pair of binoculars, watching her finger herself inside, and the neighbor thought I was a stranger and called the cops! I had to explain that the scene was totally consensual with my wife. We had a good laugh later, but the neighbors have been frosty ever since.” – Thomas, 28
“It’s so banal that it’s a staple scene in movies and sitcoms—getting locked into handcuffs. I cuffed my date to punish him, and somehow between spanking him, sitting on his face, and each of us having an earth-shattering orgasm, I lost the key. I put it in the fruit bowl, but it wasn’t there! I never did find it, and we had to phone Manuel’s brother to come and pick the lock! It was heinous.” – Maria, 23
“There was a lot of static on the phone when I called my girlfriend at the airport, or maybe just noisy there. She was on her way home after a business trip and we were horny as fuck. I asked her what she wanted when she got home, and she told me to dress as a woman. I got really excited about trying on her lacy panties and teddies. We do dress up to role play, but I’d never worn her things.
I was so turned on trying to squeeze my big feet into her stilettos that my dick was literally bursting out of the elastic in her panties when I answered the door. Well, it was a bit of a shock for her to find me in lipstick and heels—Shoni hadn’t said anything at all about wanting to find me in her clothes. She had said something along the lines of ‘it doesn’t matter tonight, I just want you to make me feel like a woman.’ Oops!” – Ron, 35
“My date told me he wanted a hot fountain of piss on his face and cock. I was so turned on by the thought of it, and the idea of the relief and release of a full bladder, even though it wasn’t something I had tried before. The problem is that when I’m aroused, I’ve always had a hard time peeing—nothing comes out even if I have to go—and doing it in front of someone makes it difficult too.
The whole scene was anticlimactic because I couldn’t go! I was dressed to kill and had downed a liter and a half of water for the big moment, but when it finally started, it was a slow trickle down my leg. Giant fizzle!” – Esther, 31
“My wife has a thing for cars and likes to do it in the car when possible. One day, she was pretending to be driving and opened her thighs and asked me to fuck her. I wedged myself in between the wheel and her wet pussy and pounded her good. Unfortunately my butt set off the horn, and I got stuck. The horn went off for several minutes before I was able to get free. We’re so happy that no one came by to see what the racket was about!” – Desmond, 25
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